Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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