Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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