Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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