Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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