Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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