Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
there was a trapeze. enough said
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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