Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm always down for nudity.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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