Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
