We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
did you just send me my own nude
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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