Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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