Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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