so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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