He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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