if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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