highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic