big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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