I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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