Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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