I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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