just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was confusing and full of hummus
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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