I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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