Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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