your thong is hanging out like whoa
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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