This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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