I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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