Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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