dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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