I don't think brook has ever known best
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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