That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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