Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We're too hungover to prance.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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