Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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