Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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