I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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