i think i have herpe
just one?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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