the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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