sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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