All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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