White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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