awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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