You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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