brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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