Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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