Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
