just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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