Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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