He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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