and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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