Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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