I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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