Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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