Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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