I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just invented taco cereal.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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